1．we two who and who？
    
    咱俩谁跟谁阿
    
    2．how are you ? how old are you?
    
    怎么是你，怎么老是你？
    
    3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
    
    你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
    
    4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！
    
    你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
    
    5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
    
    有事起奏，无事退朝
    
    6．you me you me
    
    彼此彼此
    
    7．You Give Me Stop!!
    
    你给我站住！
    
    8．know is know noknow is noknow
    
    知之为知之，不知为不知...
    
    9．WATCH SISTER
    
    表妹
    
    10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
    
    龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
    
    11．American Chinese not enough
    
    美中不足
    
    12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
    
    车祸现场描述
    
    13．heart flower angry open
    
    心花怒放
    
    14．go past no mistake past
    
    走过路过， 不要错过
    
    15．小明：I am sorry!
    
    老外：I am sorry too!
    
    小明：I am sorry three!
    
    老外：What are you sorry for?
    
    小明：I am sorry five!
    
    16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
    
    要钱没有，要命一条

    17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
    
    我叫李老大，今年25。
    
    18．you have two down son。
    
    你有两下子。
    
    19．as far as you go to die
    
    有多远，死多远！！！！
    
    20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face
    
    给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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